Crazy Horse San Francisco
Good thing you can’t judge a book by its cover, because Crazy Horse San Francisco would otherwise be unlikely to draw many patrons in the front door. The strip club occupies an address in the panhandler-ruled wasteland that is Market between Fifth and Eighth streets, a location that suggests this could be the sort of place you make bad decisions you never recover from. Once you’ve paid your $20 cover charge and settled into the Crazy Horse’s theater-style seats, however, a realization dawns: You’re in a pretty classy joint. The dancers are beautiful, their moves not too aggressive or over-the-top. The soles of your shoes don’t stick to the floor. Crazy Horse offers some nice promotions to boot — women get half-price admission on Sundays, and Tuesday-night patrons get a coupon for a free future visit. Sign us up.
980 Market
San Francisco, CA 94102
415-771-6259